Coeur d'Alene Skate Park, Seshed. Ehhhh, kinda ok...

Pretty much the polar opposite of Sammamish.... cool people, shit show of a park. Not the kinda place you can just show up to and get it on... takes some feeling out and gotta chat up the locals a bit. Oh, and the flats are ASPHALT....!

Asshole Rattle Snake Tried To Bite Me!

On Fri, I was running down some rocks on a property in Leavenworth while on the phone with a guy I work with, when all of the sudden I hear the unmistakable sound of a buzz snake and before I know it POP! it hits me right in the leg! Fucker! I jumped, screamed like a girl into the phone, the guy on the other end in confused to say the least, as I explain loudly " holy fuck, that asshole rattler tried to bite me!.... I gotta go, Im gonna catch him!" I check my leg for vampire holes, found none, I guess he got me with a "dry bite", more of a warning than anything else, then I proceeded to grab him, take a few pics, threw him in the back of the truck and went on my merry way! I found the nearest house with a big truck that had a " how do you like your CHANGE now" anti- Obama sticker and threw him in their mail box!


Just kidding, but I'm not gonna lie, it did go through my mind! ( I let him go on a deserted road in the mountains)

Damn Hwy 2... Damn it to freakin' Hell!

i swear... every time im on stevens pass hwy, there is a wreck that creates a huge back up... grrrr.

Review: Sammamish skate park.... Cool park, lame people

So what is it with suburban stay at home moms and their larve camping out with the sippy cups, blankets and diapers,zipping around on scooters, tricycles and I shit you not, those stupid little wheelie shoes at a skate park ? I was one of two people with an actual skate board, and since we were out numbered by the Palin-loving mamma bears, we had to just stand around and wait to get a line, only to be cut off by a razor scooter being ridden by a 1 year old. Sammamish skate park gets high marks for being a fun park, but the people get a big F-you. Love, Daniel

Im some kind of super hero...maybe?

I was at a house today doing some work, and I have this terrible, super high pitch ringing in my ears, and it must have shown on my face, because the homeowner asked if I was alright, I said I was hearing this shit, she said she didnt hear anything, then she said wait a minute... she disappeared for a sec, then the noise stopped. She came back and asked if I still hear it. I said no. Then she tells me she has this contraption that was installed by her landscapers that puts out a "hyper sonic squeal" to keep rodents away... Humans are not supposed to hear it. She said she has had it a few years, and she or anyone else she knows can hear it. She said she thought it probably didnt even work... WTF!?

For "God's" Sake!

This is what living in the most repressed backwoods part of the NW is like...

An Oldie But a Goodie!! Me, Max and Peder!

An interview on the Bataleon "Rocker" by board Insiders shown on On-Snow.tv, I make a an appearence or two!

My Standup at Laugh's Comedy Spot, Kirkland WA

More retro media madness my beautiful bearded mug @ 1:13

Doin my Bataleon thang... a little retro SIA silliness

Her face says" I love working with children and shaping young minds." Her shirt says "call me later, Ill dance for you!"

Skatin's a bitch today

What is it about skating (and snowboardin' for that matter) where you learn a trick, have it locked like a porno cock for like 5 years then all the sudden, blammo... you lose it? Im no Christian Slater, but when I lock on a trick I expect to keep it... WTF?

Oh man... please watch this

Go Skate MFers!

I will be at lake Chelan, hope you are too!

Brocasting?

PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT THIS AND DROP SOME NAMES OF PEOPLE YOU WANNA HEAR FROM! THANX!

Played a game of SKATE this morn a 9am, which is really a bit too early for such things, but at least the kid I was playing had heart. He was 22 and had not skated in a few years, said he was gonna suck but he played any way. After a couple trys, I could see he was starting to give up, so it turned into a bit of a private skate lesson, which was cool with me. I would describe him as a bit tubby, a ginger, and really awkard, but the dude started to land shit! I felt like a god. He was super stoked and was about to ask me out im sure of it, so i peaced the fuck outta there so I wouldnt have to see the sad look on his face when I would ultimately have to shoot him down. Dude on dude skate park romance will have to wait!

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